Go F*ck Yourself Cian is a laugh out loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian.
Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to slit his throat, push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot according to erratic Emily, the schizophrenic other half to Cian's own personality.
Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily – the most loved up couple on Facebook – and their heartwarming romance.
'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...’ – Cian Twomey
About the author
Internet sensation Cian Twomey rose to fame in 2011, making comedy videos about everyday situations he endures with his crazy 'girlfiend' Emily. Cian exaggerates the scenarios he experiences with his real girlfriend Emily Rochford. With over 5.3 million likes on Facebook and some of his most popular videos reaching an incredible 26 million views, Cian Twomey is everyone's favourite comedic vlogger. Having interviewed Kevin Hart, and pranked the Vamps, at the age of 23 Cian is certainly one to watch!